The Dukes of Hazzard.

[papirini]

Hmm....No, I do not plan on seeing it. It looks horrible.

Then again, these reviews from Yahoo! are pretty interesting:


The movie was so bad it killed my tapeworm. (Now that's an accomplishment)

DOG CRAP IS BETTER THAN THIS

I've seen porn flicks with better acting and action sequences. (Owuch.)

Seeing this movie will literally make your IQ drop several precious points.

I WENT TO THE MANAGER & DEMANDED MY MONEY BACK...Surprisingly, he gave me back a refund and said I wasn't the first person to tell him the movie sucked ass. My eyes burned while watching it. I rather eat buffalo testicles on the second round of Fear Factor then watch this piece of crap again. (I thought they normally had pig livers?)

Death is a more pleasing option that watching this (Will do. *brandishes chainsaw*)

The movie? Crap. And for anyone who says otherwise, you can imagine their brain capacity couldn't fill up that of a shot glass.

IF YOU'RE A TEN AGER WITH THE MENTALITY OF A RETARTED HOUND DOG, THIS IS FOR YOU, AS FOR THE REST OF US , PASS !!!!!!!!! ('Retarted'?)

WANT MY MONEY BACK!I WANT MY MONEY BACK!I WANT MY MONEY BACK!I WANT MY MONEY BACK!I WANT MY MONEY BACK!I WANT MY MONEY BACK!I WANT MY MONEY BACK!I WANT MY MONEY BACK!I WANT MY MONEY BACK!I WANT MY MONEY BACK! (infinitium) (*ears start bleeding*)

Ladies and Gentlemen, for the 1st time, Gigli might have some competition for the worst movie ever made.

Any person who actually contemplates seeing this thing, is either mentally handicapped (which there is still no excuse, since your caregiver should know better) or on some drug induced stupor. (I blame the caregiver!)

Rather than see this poor remake of one of my all-time favorite TV shows, I'd almost rather have a root canal! (WOAH!)

Jessica Simpson couldn't act her way out of a wet paper bag.

See paint dry it wont cost you anything.... (What about watching grass grow?)

Obviously a room full of monkeys with typewriters put this ass-trocious dingleberry together. This movie is so bad I am now sterile. I lost bowel control halfway through it. I want my money back. Holy friggin crap that sucked donkey balls! Half of the people in the movie theaters killed themselves because they couldn't take this butt-licking cat turd any longer. (Oooooow.)

96 minutes of the abyss... So after the initial screening of this for the employees at our theater we all decided to damage the print of the film so that it would never be shown again there. That's my review, enjoy. (HAHAHA! *works at a thatre herself* Classic review!)

Writers don't quit your day job at taco bell. (Don't diss the chihuaua, boy!)

This had air about it that made road kill seem pleasant. Why call it D O H, When It should of been called D O A.

Even it you are a grade school drop out this is too stupid for you.

IS THERE ANY GRADE LOWER THAN F??? (Z?)

Wow this movie was horable bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad abd bad ba dba dba d hxcb dcncc ccc cxncx x xn cnxnx cxn nxcxn cx nx nx xn n n n n n n n n n j njn j n jn jnjn jjnjn j nj (Haha, writing the review killed brain cells! oO)

This Movie Is As Useless As Tits On A Boar Hog

ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS THANK GOD I DID NOT PAY TO SEE THIS MOVIE. DON'T EVEN BOTHER TO SNEAK IN TO SEE IT, WHEN WILL THE REST OF AMERICAN REALIZE THAT JESSICA SIMPSON HAS NO TALENT. HER AND SISTER SHOULD BOTH BE PLACED IN A BOAT AND PUSHED OUT TO SEA. I HIGHLY DOUBT ANY OTHER COUNTRY WILL WANT THEM, THEY HAVE ENOUGH DISEASES TO DEAL WITH ALREADY. (Hey hey! Don't diss Ashlee yet. Her movie doesn't comeout until September.)

As for Jessica Simpsons comment "I don't want anyone walking out of the movie thinking I was trying to act", don't worry girl....there won't be THAT problem. (She actually said that? o__o)

THIS MOVIE WASN'T RELEASED IT ESCAPED (Like a wildebeest.)

I recommend that you watch a dog take a crap rather then watching this movie.

I saw this movie and I feel dirty. I wish I could erase my harddrive and forget i saw it. Jessica Simpson should get together with Tom Cruise and find a cure for cancer as long as they share the brain. ( x_____x)

W's Favorite Movie - at least it's one he can understand; guns, booze, and a chick with no brain!




Yup. Needless to say, there are not many people who are happy with it. o.o

Comments

[i-fk-elves.livejournal.com]

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[papirini.livejournal.com]

Oh no, just reading the revies have turned you incoherent as well!

DON'T DIE ON ME! ;___;

[johnnychopsocky.livejournal.com]

That's a shame, because I'm a big fan of the director and the comedy troupe he's in (Broken Lizard, the makers of Super Troopers and Club Dread). I was hoping this would be the group's homage to the Robert Rodriguez school of fundraising (release mass-appeal dreck to rake in the dough and influence to make a niche movie next).

[johnnychopsocky.livejournal.com]

Addendum: and whoever in the posted yahoo comments made the false assertation that Gigli was the 'worst movie ever made' really needs to see some actually bad movies, like 'House Of The Dead' or 'Alone In The Dark' or basically anything National Lampoon's done in the last five years or 'Universal Soldier: The Return' or any of the movies Mystery Science Theater 3000 tore apart or any of the Crow sequels. Gigli is a cinematic punch to the crotch, to be sure, but it's nowhere NEAR the worst movie ever.

[papirini.livejournal.com]

I do agree with that assertion.

But don't forget 'Howard the Duck'. :o

[shadowednavi.livejournal.com]

Probably the worst movie I've seen in a long time is a movie titled "Frogs" (Today, the pond. Tomorrow, THE WORLD!) You could probably find it in your local Walmart's bargain bin.

That movie makes Gigli look as good as "Casablanca". o.o

[papirini.livejournal.com]

Yeah - that one sucks, too. xx;

[shadowednavi.livejournal.com]

Oh my lord.

The masochistic side of me now wants to go see it just to see how utterly horrible it is. :D

[silverlightstar.livejournal.com]

I am so amused by the reviews...
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I saw it.

[mental-overload.livejournal.com]

It was one of the worst movies I've ever seen in my fucking life.

But Jessica Simpson is very very hot. She just has the acting ability of a mentally retarded hamster.

[rusted-soul.livejournal.com]

There's a worrying trend in films at the moment- making horrible, horrible comedy versions of classics. Starsky and Hutch, Around The World In 80 Days, and now this.
I'm not going to touch it with a bargepole.