- 06:46 So the Rapture shall happen on my birthday. Welp, I guess it's time I confessed. I'm the Antichrist. #
- 06:47 Don't let this change your opinion of me - I PROMISE I don't go around killing people who don't like me with the evil eye. Honest. ;D #
- 07:12 @nephthysmoon WAT #
- 07:13 @WinterAshes What are you having for dinner? #
- 07:28 @supermagpie But its such a jaunty hat. >_< #
- 07:28 @WinterAshes ....that does sound good :).... #
- 07:40 @Ghifto @winterashes agreed. They are going to do whatever and fixating on it lets them win. #
- 07:44 @WinterAshes Or put frustration into productivity. Draw a picture or knit or something like that. That works too. #
- 09:56 Man, my dream last night was insane. My mom said she hated me and tried to kill me by driving into a lake. I jumped out and she drowned. #
- 09:57 ...Then other people drove in to try and save her and, like, half the people in my dream died. And 911 never came. #
- 09:58 I think my mom put it best when she said "what the hell". #
- 11:47 @nephthysmoon ... ¬_¬ ~dundundun~ #
- 12:39 Maybe I should do a Rapture-themed birthday party. Thoughts? #
- 12:41 I'll start with wanting a Bible for my birthday, any language. It's only fair that be something I request all things considered amirite. #
- 12:43 I should find Jesus balloons, Jesus plates, Jesus party hat, the Last Supper for my t-shirt, the whole shebang. #
- 12:44 I take the day off and do a religious movie/Cecil B. DeMille marathon, maybe throw in Passion of the Christ, and cap it with Dogma. #
- 12:45 @ZippyC Ooooh, that might be fun! Maybe do Bible Jeopardy which we will all fail because we don't read the Bible much lol #
- 12:47 And then for dinner we do Japanese because Jesus was last seen there a couple of centuries ago. Or at the Italian place with the ~pope room~ #
- 12:48 And we blow out candles on a cross-shaped cake or something hilariously offensive like that. Which won't happen sadly, but I can pretend. #
- 12:49 Or maybe just put the candles in a cross formation, IDK. Either way it will cost under 666 dollars or ~your Rapture is free~! #
- 12:50 Or something like that. #
- 12:51 OH, BIBLE 20 QUESTIONS MOVIE GAME. "This movie takes place in the Bible, it's based on events in the Bible, and the genre is Biblical. GO!" #
- 12:52 "...Is it History of the World Part I" "DAMNIT HOW DID YOU WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN" #
- 13:42 @bidoofing Whosat in your icon? #
- 14:02 @bidoofing ....oooooh o.o #
- 14:29 @bidoof_bot I know, it's hot. #
- 15:40 *listens to Elton John all antiChristlike* *is milking the whole "the rapture is now apparently on my birthday" thing for all its worth* #
- 15:47 @sonictardis Because if he does he'd have to admit the possibility that he's wrong about more than just the Rapture... #
- 16:33 @nephthysmoon Good luck! :D #
- 19:01 @bidoofing You want any suggestions? #
- 19:27 ...So someone e-mailed me because I said stuff about their fic many moons ago, said it's good I'm a "nun"/single because I wouldn't get a-- #
- 19:27 --man anyhow, and then was like "DON'T BOTHER RESPONDING BECAUSE I'VE BLOCKED YOU AND THIS IS A PUPPET" #
- 19:29 I just have two questions: who are you and why did you even bother if you don't "waste your time on people like me"? Because I reckon your-- #
- 19:30 --e-mail had to have taken at least an hour to compose. That and the fact you deprived me of my ability to even rebut you doesn't make me-- #
- 19:32 --angst in misery that I DISPLEASED YOU with a review of ~*NUNNISH ANTICHRISTLY HATRED*~ for your fanfiction. #
- 19:33 On the contrary, I'm curious as to how you knew I wanted to be a nun when I grew up. Also why are you outside my window right now. #trolling #
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