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The Ni ([personal profile] papirini) wrote2011-06-13 10:40 pm

Tweets for Today

  • 08:24 ..I was mistaken as an employee for two different companies yesterday. I just now realized how insulting that could be. #
  • 08:28 Man today is going to suuuuuuuuuuck #
  • 11:34 @yugiohtas !? #
  • 11:35 So apparently all my co-workers are now astounded by the shortness of my legs as evidenced by the fact my chair is on the shortest setting. #
  • 11:40 "You look so comfortable!" Damn straight I'm comfy. My chair is the greatest chair ever. #
  • 16:01 @sonictardis :| #
  • 16:11 @sonictardis @muddylark Drugs. Specifically Prozac and PCP. #
  • 16:43 @sonictardis @muddylark Or you like Christopher Lee. But honestly, I think marrying him would be safer. #
  • 16:49 @sonictardis @muddylark A Jedi secret commando wizard vampire who moonlights as a dentist and Johnny Depp's dad. #
  • 18:01 @Linkara19 I propose you read a chapter of a Twilight book in Batman's voice. Frank Miller style. It might make the books passable. #
  • 18:08 @Linkara19 "BELLA Swan lived IN Grand Forks WashingTON. SHE lived A NORMAL life" #
  • 18:34 @Linkara19 "Well GRAN, you MIGHT have NOTICED that my boyfriend GLITTERS. It's JUST something he DOES in the SUN. Don't WORRY about it..." #
  • 21:40 @yugiohtas ARE YOU THE ANGRY GERMAN KID??? #
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